Top 7 Signs Nobody Is Reading Your Blog

April 7th, 2006 at 10:11pm Posted by Bill

7. Even the GoDaddy girl can’t get people to read it.

6. You posted “Someone reply, or I’ll kill myself!” a week ago, and you’re still sitting in front of the computer with a pistol to your head.

5. You go to that site that rates your blog’s value, and they send you a $1,200 bill just for asking.

4. You started a flame-war with yourself since you needed comments.

3. You can actually hear the echo as you type.

2. You’ve had caricatures of Mohammed posted for years, yet you haven’t received a single death threat.

and the Number 1 Sign Nobody Is Reading Your Blog…

1. Even George Bush decides it’s not worthy of eavesdropping.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Kathy  |  April 8th, 2006 at 10:08 am

    That was awesome.

  • 2. tabitha jane  |  April 11th, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    georgie isn’t reading your blog?

    how sad.

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