Top 7 Signs Nobody Is Reading Your Blog
7. Even the GoDaddy girl can’t get people to read it.
6. You posted “Someone reply, or I’ll kill myself!” a week ago, and you’re still sitting in front of the computer with a pistol to your head.
5. You go to that site that rates your blog’s value, and they send you a $1,200 bill just for asking.
4. You started a flame-war with yourself since you needed comments.
3. You can actually hear the echo as you type.
2. You’ve had caricatures of Mohammed posted for years, yet you haven’t received a single death threat.
and the Number 1 Sign Nobody Is Reading Your Blog…
1. Even George Bush decides it’s not worthy of eavesdropping.
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