Ten things I learned while camping this week-end
- A campfire can be made hot enough to melt an aluminum can.
- A 6′ 2″ 270lb man can still outrun his 13 year old son.
- However, his feet can’t.
- Grass is not very soft when you fall at a full sprint.
- Shoulder injuries hurt.
- Shoulder injuries are made worse by batting balls.
- I am not nearly as good a batter as I thought I was.
- Slingball is one heck of an interesting made-up game.
- Slingball is hella fun.
- Camping with more than 30 of your close friends is about the most fun you can possibly have.
3 comments July 4th, 2005