Pimp’d minivan
I saw an interesting Dodge Caravan today. It looked like one of the new models. On its rear window, it had a Bad Boys Club sticker and a cartoon Calvin peeing on Ford and Chevy emblems, flames on the hood and front fenders, huge rims with low profile tires, and blacked out windows all around. And a roof rack.
It struck me as hilarious that someone would take the 21st century version of the family truckster and pimp it out like he was a gangsta, yo. You’d think he would know that once you own a minivan, you have completely lost any semblance of coolness.
Except for brother Gabe and I, of course. Gabe’s owned three mini-vans in his life, and I’ve owned five, two of which I still own. Yes, that’s right, I currently own two mini-vans. What, you wanna make something of it? Don’t think I couldn’t kick your butt…
3 comments April 8th, 2005