Let’s play a game, shall we?
This game is called “Guess the missing words.”
Read the following sentences, taken from a BBC News article (link follows) and guess what words I’ve replaced with “****”. Ready? Here we go:
Woman jailed for **** attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s **** with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left **** and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his **** and “pulled hard”.
He added: “That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s **** into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the **** .
Read the entire article here.
Add comment February 18th, 2005